nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

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damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne)

idinamenzelqueen:

{my edit please give me credit}

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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the fastest way to make me cry is to play me an audio of musical performers choking up while singing during their final performances

(Source: ofmusicalsandmen)

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: ssarahmanning)

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

(Source: laughing420)

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao